TOD 4 :

I have to go to rehab, she makes me crazy!! ;)

TOD 3 :

Happiness comes in small package, with clause attached that reads "conditions apply" !!

Adversity on sale........ No more :

Excessively sobbing Dilip Kumar and the "one and all" rotulu (weepy : for my international fan following) characters of the antiquated K-serials doesnt strike the flimsy chord of its audience any more. Not that i have spent my puja vacs hopping door to door and taking
a survey of people's favotite TV show, but when change becomes evident theres no need of
evidence....

God knows that evry article of this blog has been written under the mood brought into
existence by uncanny adventures (read heart broken financially dwindling frustations)
and truly emotional useless-for-others lovesick mishaps. A new post in the blog means
the most depressing, demoralizing and ready-to-kill-the-next-seen-person phase of my life, since the last post. Butt the irony is that the one of the most grotesque comments on my blog are usually metaphrases of "veryy funny article.... :) :) ......keep it up" ;

I read the post again and then once more to get that funny part of it.... and i laugh my lungs out only when i have reached the comments block again. I mean i know, that this blog is not even as renowned as mimoh chakarborty would be in the Beverly Hills and neither would it be any close to the fame of Harman Baweja by 2050 and thats why, my discussion on highly sensitive issues like comments* shd not to be taken as an attempt to increase the TRP of this web-space.
*talking on comments inside blogs are as sensitive as talking of sex to your girl on the 1st date OR talking of sensex to a broker who has already got 2 cardiac arrests.

I mean I dont get, how people always manage to see the most conspicuous of thing but not the straightforward crux. They would see the clear white shell of an egg but not the yolk inside it, the cleavage of a sexy girl inside the dark theatre but not the totally torned wallet of her boyfriend outside it, the pleasure in a prostitutes groan but not her pain, the....... aaahh lev it my comparisons will never improve, bt i guess i hv conveyed my feelings to a much (in)decent extent this time.

So the moral of the story is : Adversity is smthing you cant sell with an offer of "buy one get one free" or with a punch line of "....thoda aur wish karo "

Anyways, Speaking on my puja vacs : I dint go out for dandia or say disco dandia or specifically for me say eye-dandia (sry, tried to translate "nain mataka" in eng) this time, i dint talked for hours on phone with anyone *smirks* , i dint went for pandal hoppings in car wid cousins and her friends ("her friends", da part stressed hre.. *winks*) But still i enjoyed almost the whole of my time. I did many things that i usually dont do durin my holidays. I had the 1st ever tequila of my life (finally !) and the 2nd and 3rd one too. *sighs*
Our school group had a small reunion or say rock-on at a friend's place, that ws hell amazing, and i had loads of fun. Some of us were meeting after 5 long years of transition and its aftermath. I also got my 300 rupees back frm a friend that he had taken to buy gift for me on my b'day in 10th standard, aaahh cmon 300 is not a small amount even for Bill Gates in such a time of economic recession and market slumps around the world, huh !! And then there was a college reunion at my place, that was awesome fun too except that sahil was reacting too impatient for the 700 rupees , he spent on my train tickets* .
*cmon dude ur not going to die tomorrow we are here for fun and you are always busy with your account book, darn it !!

ok so now im getting bored so should be you, so u have your paracetamol, disprin, watever while we meet again. This time its gonna be sooner i promise.. :)
love ya all.... keep missing me like always, keep fighting for to be the 1st one to write a comment on my post, keep mailing me hugs and smooches and ya keep laughing (if anyone has managed reading it till this point....)
anyways, ciao :)

Yours truly-madly-deeply,
*grins with small chinesse eye*

Resolutions--------Revisited :

Pingggg...... and there comes the most awaited sms, exactly at 2:45, usually during the boring-est lecture of the day......., my today's "horror-scope" . Among all the applications orkut have launched and i surfed till date, this horoscope really dazzles me. Seems like god himself is pinging me.....

god: Knock-Knock, beta abhi, jaaago........ more than half of the year is over and you are still there,, Mr "nobody", a dread in the thoughts of your parents, a more perturbing issue than the sinking sensex for your brother, an "ever-increasing" debtor of your sister (reminding: 7yrs younger to U), a good for nothing creature for your gf ( gf?? did u mean grilfriend ??,,,, kahan?? kaun??). Its high time beta,, to "revisit your resolutions" ..... or o/w even i wont be able to help U .....
Bbyee, TC, GOD BLESS !!

So this is how god pings me time and again and this time it was a serious reminder ( rem, " or o/w even i wont be able to help U" ??) . So time to revisit the resolutions,, made while gazing stars on the midnite of 31st dec, made wen heart was broken into pieces by a friend (!!??) on the eve of V-day, made wen keshav left forever, made wen i flunked in java n linux (1st time in any sub after class 6's maths) and made wen evrytime i talk to my parents and chat wid my bro.

New-year's eve :
1.. I will make my parents feel proud of me ( an extinct feature since i gt into bansal classes, sweets were distributed to the enitire family and even to our surly neighbour, who later gave it to thier kaamwaali, gurrr!! ) .

2.. I will rekindle the hopes of bhaiya (which were flooded, i guess during the last 2 yrs) . His dream of "Binani Inc" or was it "Binani Brothers" ....?? (dsnt matrs.... i knw wat exactly he meant)

3.. I wont spend the next new year's eve, wasting time, making "resolutions" and "gazing bursting of crackers" from behind the window, rather i would be enjoying it wid my family or with my friends in some pub with hotties arnd ....

4.. I would adhere by the quote " Never let the fear of being striking out, Keep you from playing the game". And i'll propose to HER and lay my heart of hearts infront of her, the next-nearest opportunity that will knock my door......... or even if it dsnt...........
* Heroically *
( Well this resolution in particular and unfortunately reached its expiry date sooner than expected........ my supposed to be gf is today so happy wid her bf that i cant even think of their break up,, so its kinda useless stating it in my "reso-list" any more)
carrying on.....

V-Day's eve :
1.. Never-Ever would i get emotionally involved with ANYBODY (girl is for granted). I wont become so crazy about anyone just to know in the end that you were nothing but a PROVISIONAL - friend.....

2.. I will stop, put a BIG fullstop to this ORKUT thing ( A biggest waste of time and energy..)

3.. I will only concentrate on my studies and would never think about HER..... (who HER ??)

4.. finally i derived a complex-mathematical formula to prove the importance of success over "love and gf" thingy and how its a big waste of your time and more importantly ur dad's money, "moping around in hunt for love" . The formula was called "95% - 5% FORMULA" , which became a big-hit among the singles of my college (I feel proud of myself for inventing what Einstein and Newton never even dared to give a try.... )

1st March's eve ::
1.. Keshav was at his best, on his way to the peak of success and glory, but even god being jealous dint gave him a chance to prove himself to the world.....to live, now since i hv been blessed to live this long and atleast a lil more further, so I wont waste even a mili-second of my life, brooding over any unimportant thing (i knew what exactly i meant by this "unimportant thing"....). I will give my life a better purpose to live and more importantly will work toward it....I promise !!

Thanks a ton to god, i have set my foot on right tracks now; keeping myself busy with java projects (~ my "flunked in java" resolution) .
Keep pinging god.. i would need you by my side forever..... :)
~ your greatest admirer, abhi

Yipeee......"exams on door"........ :)

Unlike all the bloggers who are studying in some or other colg (and some school kids too, who write blogs nowadays on much more sensible topics than mine....) and having their exams on door, i wont be blubbering about how much fun i wud be missing for the next 20 days cos of exams and my yearning for the strawberry cream**

** "strawberry cream" --> the most common thing one can find in any girly blog (they would not forget to mention about them even while writing on highly inflammatory and seditious topics like "America's passive attitude towards global warming.." (as if their ice-creams wud be the first to melt..) or "tibetan agitation - Is the olympic torch losing fire????" (No its not, but throw a bucket full of water on it and then it will surely extinguish, and then your ice-creams are also safe....)

Girls usually interrupt a lot, so coming back to the titled topic....i knw its probably for the 1st time in the history of mankind (or were their any undiscovered genius before me also?) that one can see the two words "yipeee" and "exams" coupled toghether (unless ofcourse its not "yipeee.........exams over...."). Well even im not a nerd by deed(by god, mark sheet check kar lo....) infact i use to lead the rallies of mass bunk and strikes in my colg.....but i have a notion (reminds me of martin luther's "i have a dream") behind such a nomenclature of the post and that u'll come to know in due course of reading the post, thoroughly (pura to padhna hi hoga..... ).

Orkut, Gtalk, movies, novels, (some classified things, not to mention for the sake of keeping this blog earn a knighthood similar to "family movie - mahesh bhat types") and same roaming around the campus with the same jobless frns of mine has left the life monotonous and humdrum; It lacks on adventure and thrill; Although last to last month was indubitably the most adventurous juncture of my life** So i was in no hurry for any further adventures or thrills; but its high time now and im getting really bored;

**(if u have read my post "Losing my virginity" early this month than you must be knowing about how i saved my life from women right activists assaulting me and accusing me of audacious scripting on women in my blogs and also how i was left alone in the theater to watch "ram gopal varma ki......eessshhh"......well to be a little honest these all are way better than wat actually happened)

Now when the most awaited end-sems are just 7 days away, my life is taking twists and twirls; I m only as much acquainted with the subjects as you are (assuming that you are no university topper and not pursuing in engineering stream atleast.....). No it still doesnt means that i have started or im about to start my preparations now (my writing on sch a senseless topic is the most lively example of this.....); I believe on the funda of "you dont became an engineer by reading books.."
(lemme tell you when exams are only as close as the vest you are wearing.....no fundas are applicable.....) and there the adventure starts for me;

24 hrs and you are bound to complete the WHOLE syllabus, that the professors try for more than 4 months to force-feed in your wat they think "pint-sized brain" ( why not somebody go and tell these profs that we are not as dumb as they think we actually are....); Start searching the hostel for your helping-friends (they are the one on whom you shout "koi kaam nahi hai saala, hamesha padhta hi rehta hai" OR "zindgi se bilkul udaas hai yaar yeh" the whole semister minus 20 days); Book your number to get tutored by him (its not on the "first come first learn" basis.....it depends on how close you are to him and how many times you have inspired him and helped him to befriend with his equally nerdy lab-partner (nerd boy + nerd girl = short circuit.....and in my programming language a "null pointer");

NO more orkut, NO more chattering in gtalk, NO more paulo coehlo or ayn rand (though i love them) and NO more whistling on the cozy-couples behind the bush in the campus garden; Well these are all that i louvve to do and cant live without, but for a change, i wish for 20 days of transcendent life ~ beyond the luxuries of the materialistic world (except one...."xerox" and for some intrepid scholars who during the rest of the sem claim to be dyslexic "mini - xeorx", failing to which = failing the exam); So heyloo all you girls out there, not gulping a strawberry cream for a couple of weeks will definitely not lead to the bankruptcy of the ice-cream parlour ( and neither is the whole world's strawberry storage would come to an end in these 20 days.......duh);

p.s another tonic would be posted after my exams are over.......well apart from all the crap, if bynechance any body is reading this post, pls pls pls wish me good luck for my exams (girls you also, i swear next time onwards no wicked comments on your strawberry - cream........)

TOD 2 :

To spread the perfume of happiness around you....... pour a few drops on yourself first..!!

TOD 1 :

fraidy-cats :

All targets are achievable if we only lower them a few notches.........!!