Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts

Friday, July 4, 2008

Tera mujhse, hai pehle, ka nataaaa koieee.......




yuheeen nahee dil, lagataaa koieeee...........
jaaaaaanee tooooooooooooooooooo, yaaaa jaaane naaaaaaa....
maaaaanee toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yaaaaa maane naaaaaaaa........

i dnt know what i m doing ??? i also dnt know what i wud be writing ??? in fact i don't even know why should i write anythn at all, but its just that i cant curb my emotions any further, im on a high, stoned!! . I can break all the securities, vault over the barricades, enter the cricket ground, dancing euphorically with cadbury on my right hand, and hug and kiss my "beautiful-indian-batswoman" girl friend, mid way,mid game in the india-australia women's world cup (remember the old cadbury ad ?? there that voluptuous babe played my role......) Myriad emotions are flurrying out, im snickering and singing (read screaming, wailing ) latest hindi movie tracks, dancing in my hostel mess and winking, stalking, sly-smiling, grating and harassing the poor-pedestrian girls (and not pedestrian-poor....).... and for the umpteen number of times, " no im NEITHER drunk NOR doped ".

Just a few hours before, i came out of the theatre, watching my first movie (first day, matinee) in bhubaneshwar (after 2 yrs..), "Jaaanee tooooooooooo, yaaaaaa, jaaaanee naaaaaa" ( no i dont have any crush on the eng-vowels, and neither im that bad in spellings, but this is how the title has been grunted throughout the movie) .
First things first, after being hooked to watching movies in multiplexes of above-average standards, this 3rd class standalone gave me a feeling of a mega-huge charity or NGO funded dharamshala for destitutes,, "with lights gone".
The movie right from its very 1st scene, was like "kapil dev watching the highlights of 1983 cricket world cup final for the 17 th time", every next scene is predictable (with 100% surety), the script was soo hackneyed.
Same age old concept of telling a story to a friend and portraying the movie as flashback. A tale of two best- friends not realizing that they love each other . when mr hero gets another girl, the heroine starts feeling jealous, and when heroine gets engaged with another stud, mr hero turns green. Finally 2 breaks ups and 1 make up.
// for the zillionth time dear script writers,................. "A boy and girl can NEVER be BEST - FRIENDS...., they HAD to be in love.............. eeeeeeehhhh!!"

This is not all, when i was desperately waiting to watch the best part of the movie, to get some worth of my money, damn it they didn't showed "THE END" at all. The movie has left me scarred mentally for now, and i hv decided not to watch any movie in bbsr for the nxt 2 yrs.........
well personally i feel the movie has done its job well at one place, u'll leave the theater with a smiling face, resaon whatsoever............

my suggestion --------->> " A must watch movie "
reason ??
Its hangover would last longer than 10 beers + 7 rum + 5 whisky, taken all neat ...................................................

kamal's calling, ( i was caught red-handed throwing empty pop-corn bag on his girl friend, during the movie )..... gotta goo................ ciao

-:)




Tera mujhse, hai pehle, ka nataaaaaaa koieee.......
yuheeeeeeeen nahee dil, lagataaa koieeee.............
jaaaaaanee tooooooooooooooooooo, yaaaa jaaane naaaaaaa
....
maaaaanee toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yaaaaa maane naaaaaaaa........

jaaaaaanee toooooooooooooooooooo.................................... :O

Monday, April 14, 2008

Another name in the hall of shame......

Connect--->> kaavya Vishwanathan, pritam, Anu Malik and Mahesh Bhatt. well no points for guessing the rite answer; Rather, now we can add 1 more name to this elite inexhaustive list of proud indian plagiarists, his excellency Mr. RAKESH ROSHAN; his new film Krazzy 4 (which is a show of utter bulshit and just riding its appeal under the shadow of the item numbers performed by hrithik roshan and king khan..) has lifted these two songs from the independent music director Mr Ram Sampath. A few days back, i was going through the blog of one of my frnd, wherein i gt stuck to an interminable list of songs lifted by, once , my favorite music director pritam; Such kind of disgusting and disgraceful acts, engenders suspicion on the success of these persons in the past as well as on their future ventures and ultimately on their exceptional talent (which is now being artfully used for the lifting of the songs and to craft its naive gullible audience..);

Although it seems that luck aint working at its best on the roshans side and finally someone has been penalised under the act of plagiarism; Roshans has paid to Mr Sampath's claim of Rs 2 crore, hence buying the music rights to release the songs (or otherwise the court ordered them to delete the two songs from the movie); but im still very sure that this wont be a much intimidating issue for the fellow comrades of Mr roshan who are way ahead in this quest of lifting another masterpiece and exhibit their expertise as a music director. I wonder if someday pritam, anu malik or mahesh bhatt would be awarded with padam shree or padam bhushan for contributing to the indian diversity (they have hardly left copying from any international band, some celebrated names already in their kitty are kuwaiti band 'guitara', half- french Peterpan’s ‘Tak Bisakah’, Miami Band’s ‘Sheloha shela’,korean group JTL and u can find lot more names from this website .)

p.s. my gratitude to bhavin bhaiya from whose blog i got this link......